14 points Atheist in India will relate

"Atheist is a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods" -  God of all search engines - Google.

An Indian is surrounded by "gods" on every street corner and building walls, for a person to question the existence of god is quite absurd for most of the people, let alone disbelieving in it. Here is some of the random musingss by an Atheist -

PS:  This post is not for theist fanatics,reading further on you agree not to throw stones at my house or complain about hurting your religious sentiments. If you have issues against non believer in god or even sarcastic sense of humor please leave now.

1. Your parents/relatives never accept you are an atheist and tell you to follow some rituals for their sake.
   
   
    
2. When you reveal that you are an atheist people look at you as you are the reincarnation of Ra.1 
   


3. You think career as a "baba" is more promising than your current job.
   


4. You have at least one argument with a person who thinks you are crazy not to believe in god.
   As if God has personally sent him to make you believe in it.
   


5. You have one friend who is influenced by you to give up the belief in god,but is scared of its consequences.
   You feel like darth vader convincing luke to join the dark side
   


6. You are an atheist until your boss calls you for work on a festival holiday.
   Seriously I can't come to work on Holi(day) :P
   


7. You have one friend in your facebook 'friends' list who is an Atheist to act cool.(and begs to god when in trouble).
   


8. You realize most of the religious "fasting" is an excuse to have a feast later.
   I can't eat anything today except deep fried sabudana wada.
   
   
   


9. When you deny existence of god against fanatics you realize how Maria Sharapova was treated after she denied knowing about god of cricket.
   


10. You feel sad for all the food and oil wasted to please a statue(and to satisfy some illogical logic of the believer).
    


11. When you calculate how much turn over does a religious institute make,you think about starting one.
    


12. When you hear the word "Puja" and "Aarti" you imagine girls instead of rituals.
    


13. All religious function is just free veg food for a non believer.
    A foodie will understand this (Click here to check if uou are a foodie).
    


14. You did not mind me referring god as "it" throughout the post.